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  1. KugelfischEsser

    Ride 3

    Was das fürn scheiß. Wird das von BMW produziert?
  2. KugelfischEsser

    Ride 3

    Ist Isle of Man dabei?
  3. Nur auf Englisch, aber auch sehr lesenswert: In the U.S. Marines, doing a mock war in the Norwegian city of Trondheim with the Dutch, Germans and other allies, training in urban combat. My infantry unit was positioned in a large soccer field next to an elementary school. Keep in mind there was no actual combat, even simulated; it was mostly just practicing maneuvers and tactics. But we still looked out of place with weapons and gear, etc. It's fucking February. In Norway. Cold as balls. Snow up to our knees. Norway obviously has no snow days, so the kids were all in school. Anyway, so Norway has this most delicious and amazing delicacy, I have no idea what it's called, but it's basically a bacon-wrapped hot dog; we just assumed it was called Candy of the Lord. As Americans we were naturally and instantly addicted. You find them at gas stations, and there just happened to be one on the other side of the school where we were camped. A few of my fellow Marines and I requested permission to go to the gas station and we set out on our way. We made it to right about where the main entrance of the school was, and the doors opened; school was out. There were only a few kids, probably 6 or 7 years old. Lots of talking and laughing. Gawking at us as we walked by, with our guns and huge ridiculous snow suits. One precocious little bugger made shooting noises at us. We made shooting noises back. And then someone in my group. I don't know who. God help me I don't know who... Someone threw a snowball and hit a little girl in the leg. And those little Norwegian children unleashed hell. There was a shrill cry in unintelligible gibberish and the doors to the school burst open. School children flooded out like a never-ending flood of something that never ends. Screeching, smiling, sprinting - how the fuck were they sprinting?? - little bastards were slinging snowballs faster than the laws of physics should allow. It was like that movie Elf. If you can imagine riding in a fast car in a snowstorm and sticking your head out the window. Now imagine the snowflakes that are hitting your face are the size of snowballs. We couldn't fucking see. We couldn't run. We could barely breathe. Holy fuck.... We tried to return fire and threw one, maybe two half-packed, shitty snowballs that fell apart in the air, arms flailing like limp-wristed fairies. I am from Texas. We were a unit stationed in North Carolina. We were so outmatched and out of our element, it only made them laugh harder. We were cutoff from our main forces. We tried to perform a flanking maneuver but fuck me they were fast. I think some of them were throwing rocks! My comrades. I could see them speed waddling in their huge suits back to camp like a fucked up pair of white Teletubbies, under withering fire. Fuck tactics, fuck me, fuck the Candy of the Lord, this was survival! I was the slow one in the group. My snowboots were too big but they were the smallest size they had at Issue goddammit!! My Marines left me behind. I tried pulling my hood over my head and keeping my head down. No longer content to pelt my defenseless body with ballistic snow, the enemy swarmed me and dragged me down, cackling like a pack of hyenas descending on a wildebeest. I tried to sling them off by spinning. I came out of one of my boots and fell. I began to scream and plead for them to stop but they neither understood nor gave a single Nordic fuck. They literally pinned me down with about five kids on each limb. It was then that I actually thought - oh shit. I'm really in trouble. My snow-mittens were ripped off and flung into trees. They started shoving snow down my suit. Have you ever had anyone drop an ice cube down your shirt? Well now imagine someone shoveling handfuls of ice cubes down your shirt. It literally shocked the breath out of my body. Thisishowidie.jpg.gif They left me laying like a Family Guy accident victim. Moaning and screaming in the cold. Rifle packed with snow and dirt. Boot buried some-fucking-where. They ran away laughing, jabbering in their crazy language. I lay there trying to figure out just what in the great American fuck had happened.
  4. KugelfischEsser

    Motor geht aus - Problem per Mail an Ducati/D

    Ich hör das ziemlich häufig, dass das am Gemisch liegen soll. Check vllt mal dein Drosselklappenpotentiometer. Deine Problembeschreibung trifft 1 zu 1 auf 3 mir bekannte Ducs (auch eine 1299) zu. Bei allen wars tatsächlich das Poti...
  5. KugelfischEsser

    Termignoni Komplettanlage

    Tipp von mir: Wenn du jetzt schon bedenken hast ohne sie gefahren zu haben... Bau den Auspuff ab...
  6. KugelfischEsser

    Umbau auf Trockenkupplung

    Mir auch. Bist du unter Umständen mein lang verschollener Zwillingsbruder?
  7. KugelfischEsser

    Eicma 18

    What. Die Brutale ist an sich ganz OK, aber doch keine "dreißigtausend-OK". Und die wundern sich, warum sie pleite gehen?!
  8. KugelfischEsser

    Eicma 18

    Was für eine riesen scheiße. Traut sich Ducati nicht mehr eine Männer-Naked zu bauen? Was soll das? Supersportler gibt's doch wie Sand am Meer -.- Ich will mal wieder eine ordentliche Fighter haben. Hätte schwören können, dass '19 eine kommt. Der Laden kotzt mich langsam nur noch an
  9. KugelfischEsser

    Eicma 18

    Eine BMW ist immer noch hässlicher!
  10. Diese Woche neuen Job begonnen. In meinem Team sind 3 Italiener, die unfassbar lässig drauf sind und jeder fährt Ducati! Besser geht's nicht ?
  11. Nix gegen Steel Panther! Die Jungs sind spitze!! Letztes Jahr live in München gesehen, da kommt wirklich Glam-Rock Feeling auf! Auch wenn die Texte nicht jugendfrei sind
  12. Meine Großeltern nannten das zu meiner Jugendzeit immer "Negermusik" ?. Selbst als ich ihnen Bilder der Metal- und Rockbands gezeigt habe, bei denen kein einziger schwarzer gespielt hat, waren sie dennoch der Meinung ?. Ich hatte einfach tolle Großeltern ☺️
  13. Und laut Text wird's wohl kaum vor 2020 werden.. Wir haben schon so lange gewartet, die paar Jahre schaffen wir auch noch P.S.: Vllt baut Ducati das erste Auto. Mit V4 als Konkurrenz zum Smart! Gestrippt auf 100 PS! Damits so richtig günstig wird!
  14. War ein Deuter. Wirklich gutes Teil. Richtig ärgerlich .. Erzähl mal, was bei dir passiert ist. Das klingt ja richtig Übel
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